My name is Andrew. I have 2 tickets to the Shakespeare's Globe Theatre's presentation of Love's Labour's Lost at the Mondavi Center on Wednesday at 7pm. My plan was to, like, meet a girl before Wednesday. But I didn't. But my failure can be your opportunity! Are you a female who is both appreciative of Shakespearean theater and in possession of a UC Davis Student ID card? Then you are eligible to sit next to me.